Benchmarks

Fly brains vs trading bots

We put real fruit-fly brains against trading bots on the same tokens, the same two weeks of real Robinhood Chain prices and the same costs. Every result is on this page, including the flies that lost.

Round 1 · Oct 24 – Nov 7, 2026

The results

Everyone started with the same paper wallet and paid the same pool fee, price impact and gas on every trade. The market (every token held from its first price) fell 10.2%.

ContestantReturn vs marketTrades Costs paid
Best of 6 flies-4.3%+5.9126 avg~0.13% a fill
Buy & hold-12.4%-2.221$9
Reversal bot-25.2%-15.087$393
Momentum bot-28.6%-18.4103$414
Random bot-31.6%-21.4141$555
LLM bot-37.1%-26.977$245
The market-10.2%0——

Start: $2,500 of paper dollars each. "vs market" is in percentage points. Bots' costs are dollars paid in fees, impact and gas over the two weeks.

Every fly

Six flies, each its own brain with its own settings, traded the same two weeks. Three beat the market and three didn't, and five of the six lost less than every trading bot.

FlyReturnvs market
Fly 1-4.3%+5.9
Fly 2-5.0%+5.2
Fly 3-6.4%+3.8
Fly 4-11.7%-1.5
Fly 5-17.9%-7.7
Fly 6-28.0%-17.8

What it shows

The flies lost less than every bot

The best bot lost 25%; five of the six flies lost less than that, the best only 4.3%. The bots lost mostly to churn: rotating the wallet every 12 hours costs 0.3–1% a swap on these thin pools. The flies trade smaller, pay about 0.13% impact a fill, and sat out more of a falling market.

Not every fly beat the market

Three of the six flies beat the market and three lost more than it. Each fly trades with its own settings, and this round shows which settings held up in a falling market. Every fly is listed above, and the next rounds will show whether the best ones keep winning.

The LLM bot came last

A language model shown each token's recent moves and asked what to hold, every 12 hours, lost 37%. It matches what we found before: no edge, and the churn costs the rest.

The rules

One two-week window in a falling market. A ranking here is what happened on these prices, not proof of an edge. We will run it again on new windows and publish the result either way.